THE TOP TEN REASONS YOU SHOULD ATTEND THE SACHEM CLASS OF 1987 20th HIGH SCHOOL REUNION:
10. Because you know you are curious about how life turned out for everyone else.
9. It will be nice to see that almost everyone has either put on 20 pounds, turned grey, or has these strange little lines around their eyes since graduation. Or any variation of the three.
8. You will feel better knowing that you are not the only one who has been
married, divorced, married, divorced and is still looking.
7. You can get away from the kids for the night, have a nice meal and a few drinks, and not necessarily in that order.
6. No one has to lie about their age.
5. You secretly would like to visit Long Island again and this is the perfect excuse to go there.
4. Your high school crush may be single now.
3. You, along with dozens of others, probably never got your invitation to the 10 year reunion.
2. Because if you don't go, you'll never know and you'll always wonder.
And finally, the number one reason you should attend your high school
reunion....
1. It will be hilarious to look at each others old pictures of mullets, big hair and frosted eye shadow and see how we've all changed, inside and out.